Jessica Rabbit

As infectious as the bubonic plague Jessica Rabbit will overcome you in ways that no other music ever has. More intense than fighting Godzilla while getting a tattoo, J. R. will kick you right in the balls... if you have balls. If you don't have balls because you're a girl then awesome, Jessica Rabbit loves girls. If you don't have balls because you're a dude with no balls then you probably shouldn't listen to this music because you will need them... BALLS! Jessica Rabbit would like to classify their style as Hollywood Hardcore/Murder Metal

Band Members

JIM HAGGARD - Jim is a funny little fellow with a big, loud angry scream that will leave you with soiled knickers. He also plays guitar.

AARON VAIASICCA (v-aye-ah-see-kah) - Aaron is a handsome chap with a beautiful serenading voice that creates most of the melodic parts of the music. He also provides the BOOM with his long, hard, wooden bass guitar.

DAN FUCKIN' MCCORMICK - Dan plays guitar. Very well. He also sings very well too. Dan has a very large mouth. For these reasons you should have sex with him.

BRIAN PORTEOUS - Brian pounds out beats like no other. Usually topless.