eyetoke

Once upon a not so distant time, in the secret laboratory of a mad man something was a foot. "GOOMBAS" he screamed raising his hands in the air, "ive done it". For years and years he had been raising musical beings within cryogenic cells.Using stem cell research and growth hormones "bastard" (a name given to him by his war vetran grandfather)had finaly perfected his formula. As the first of the creatures opened its eyes for the first time, it spoke its first word "tequila...". As the monster arose from its frigid slumber it fell to its knees and began to crawl towards something that would make its mark on its soul forever, a guitar... Soon after another one of the tokecicles arose, barely being able to move its frozen lips it sloppily uttered the words "smooooth...sega saturn". Although unable to talk well it walked as if it had been doing it for years to a bass guitar covered with cobbwebs. Last but not least the final abomination arose from its icy dream. Without any help at all it reached for the closest thing that layed next to it, a pair of drumsticks. It proceeded to violently beat on anything that made a sound, contstantly yelling "bam, bang, smash". Now with the fruits of his labor harvested, the mad bastards engenious scheme to take over the world was finaly in motion. He would unleash these musical freaks of nature to rise above all the bullshit and monotony. This is the sacred story that can only be titled as "the tale of the toke"

Band Members

Sebass- VOX/GUitar
CHRIS-Vox/Guitar
Mike- Bass
Patrick- Drums